“Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon.
“So it didn’t take long for people to realize that something was out of order when a couple enjoying a picnic on the lawn had too much to drink, stripped naked and began having sex on their blanket. . . .
“Thames Valley Police said the man and woman were arrested and cautioned for outraging public decency.
“The queen was in the castle at the time, but her office declined Friday to comment on what had happened.” (more @ NY Times)
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